dunkstein:

*opens my wallet and blood gushes out*

utopians:

utopians:

nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years

sorry professor I’m going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down

seaymph:

me living my life: chaotic tired

sagmoonn:

Mary Ruefle, from Dunce 

nayflorence-deactivated20221217:

milf (memories i’d like to forget)

sonypraystation:

eternal-fractal:

spookattz:

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they’re almost 100% water.

when you tell his spoiled ass no

laurasbailey:

it’s been years and i’m still thinking about how tatiana maslany did that with orphan black

sandmandaddy69:

anonymouscomrade:

the CDC’s like “how could covid cases be RISING?! all we did was tell the dumbest, most selfish population in the history of the world that they didn’t need masks if they got vaccinated, entirely on the honor system”

teodiedinatragicaccident: